A man was walking down the street when
he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking
homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner.
The
man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some
beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,"
the homeless man replied.
"Will you
spend this on old 6x6 parts instead of food?" the man
asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
"I haven't had a 6x6 in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm
not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take
you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."
The homeless man was
astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that? The man replied,
"That's okay.
It's important for her to see what happens to
a man after he has given up drinking and restoring old
6x6s "