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    joke time

    a woman is letting her cat in the house, closes the door a bit to soon and chops off the cats tail

    she is very upset and puts the cat in a pet carrier

    she then drives it to walmart and takes it to the customer service desk

    she tells the woman behind the counter what happened

    the woman says that a terrible thing that happened to your cat but why are you here?

    the old woman says, I heard that you are the largest retailer in the world.
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    Good one Andy.

    Here's another one:

    Two guys are out in a row boat on a lake fishing, one guy is catching all kinds of fish and the other one is not catching a thing.

    After about an hour of this the unlucky guy turns to the other guy and says "What is your secret? Here we are in the same boat on the same lake using the same fishing gear and you are catching all kinds of fish and I am not catching a thing."

    The other guy says "Well, if it's a fishing day, I look at my wife when I wake up and if she is sleeping on her left side I sit on the left side of the boat, and if she is sleeping on her right side I sit on the right side of the boat."

    The other guy says "Well, that's all well and good, but what if she is sleeping on her back?"

    And the other guys says "Well, then it's not a fishing day."

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    haha
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    Italian poker Game

    Six retired Italian guys were playing poker in their Florida condo clubhouse in Burnt Store Isles yesterday when Guido who just lost $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

    Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"

    They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news.

    They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

    "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"

    So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door.

    The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?

    Pasquale declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."

    "Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.

    "I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.
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    Good one !!!! Lol !!

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    do you know why cowboys roll their hats up on the sides?……..so they can fit three in a 6X6
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    Lol.
    What it lacks in ground clearance it makes up for with traction.

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    Successful career change

    A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was
    on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career
    where skilful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change
    careers and became an auto mechanic.

    He found out from the local technical college what was involved,
    signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all
    he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the
    gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam
    with tremendous skill.

    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
    obtained a score of 150%.
    Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to
    appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if
    there had been an error that needs adjusting?"

    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
    perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine
    back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark."

    The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you
    did all of it through the muffler."
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    My wife is home recovering from surgery and not at her best. I read her this joke and she laughed out loud- I think you made her day, Andy. Thanks for the laugh!
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