a woman is letting her cat in the house, closes the door a bit to soon and chops off the cats tail
she is very upset and puts the cat in a pet carrier
she then drives it to walmart and takes it to the customer service desk
she tells the woman behind the counter what happened
the woman says that a terrible thing that happened to your cat but why are you here?
the old woman says, I heard that you are the largest retailer in the world.
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Good one Andy.
Here's another one:
Two guys are out in a row boat on a lake fishing, one guy is catching all kinds of fish and the other one is not catching a thing.
After about an hour of this the unlucky guy turns to the other guy and says "What is your secret? Here we are in the same boat on the same lake using the same fishing gear and you are catching all kinds of fish and I am not catching a thing."
The other guy says "Well, if it's a fishing day, I look at my wife when I wake up and if she is sleeping on her left side I sit on the left side of the boat, and if she is sleeping on her right side I sit on the right side of the boat."
The other guy says "Well, that's all well and good, but what if she is sleeping on her back?"
And the other guys says "Well, then it's not a fishing day."
haha
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Italian poker Game
Six retired Italian guys were playing poker in their Florida condo clubhouse in Burnt Store Isles yesterday when Guido who just lost $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"
They cut the cards. Pasquale picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"
So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Pasquale declares, "Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.
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Good one !!!! Lol !!
do you know why cowboys roll their hats up on the sides?……..so they can fit three in a 6X6
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