funny but true

[mudbug3]

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I found this on my face book page and thought it was funny.


What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.

[mackdog75]

Makes perfect sense to me!!

[rodp]

Ah, but you're comparing mens logic to womens logic and we all know that, lovely as they may be, women are just weird

Apparently the best comparison, so I've been told, is go to the hospital and ask to have your butt sewn shut. Then go to the curry house and have the hottest they do

Then just wait

[Dozerlarry]

Hard to argue with your logic Mudbug.

[dzg]

I remember back in high school biology, we were shown evidence, that believe it or not women have...

Higher pain tolerance
Better temp extreme tolerance
Higher stress tolerance
and some other tolerances i dont remember, basically the only advantage men have is brute strength.

Of course, im sure it depends on the individual, but just on average.

[Surfer Dude]

I'm going to have to agree with you on that one Mudbug3. I can't recall anytime I have asked to be kicked again. haha

[thebuggyman1]

I remember back in high school biology, we were shown evidence, that believe it or not women have...

Higher pain tolerance
Better temp extreme tolerance
Higher stress tolerance
and some other tolerances i dont remember, basically the only advantage men have is brute strength.

Of course, im sure it depends on the individual, but just on average.

BS. Women do accel at certain things like fine motor skills. Thin delicate fingers without calluses will always beat the banana fingers with the peel still on. Women also multi task much better than men....I don't even try anymore. It just ends up with 2 things not being done very well.

The problem with statistics is you can make them appear to say anything you want. I used to have an old cartoon that showed a scientist in a lab with a mouse in a trap on the table in front of him. He was speaking on the phone very excited "We have just determined that cheese causes death in rats".

I'm sure scientists could put thousands of women, in the middle of labor(1st kid? 2nd kid? etc), into an MRI machine and watch the brain and what lights up....
And do the same thing with men......any volunteers to get kicked for science? (1st kick? 2nd kick? etc)
Short of a HUGE study group with ALL the other factors figured in, you just can't accurately make such statements.
The one thing I can say for sure is that people (male and female) that experience certain pains regularly do become more accustomed to that pain. I come home from work regularly with bruises, cuts,scrapes etc. and my wife will ask how "that" happened.......and I didn't even know I was injured.

[dzg]

BS. Women do accel at certain things like fine motor skills. Thin delicate fingers without calluses will always beat the banana fingers with the peel still on. Women also multi task much better than men....I don't even try anymore. It just ends up with 2 things not being done very well.

The problem with statistics is you can make them appear to say anything you want. I used to have an old cartoon that showed a scientist in a lab with a mouse in a trap on the table in front of him. He was speaking on the phone very excited "We have just determined that cheese causes death in rats".

I'm sure scientists could put thousands of women, in the middle of labor(1st kid? 2nd kid? etc), into an MRI machine and watch the brain and what lights up....
And do the same thing with men......any volunteers to get kicked for science? (1st kick? 2nd kick? etc)
Short of a HUGE study group with ALL the other factors figured in, you just can't accurately make such statements.
The one thing I can say for sure is that people (male and female) that experience certain pains regularly do become more accustomed to that pain. I come home from work regularly with bruises, cuts,scrapes etc. and my wife will ask how "that" happened.......and I didn't even know I was injured.

Those are good points jim. I dont know about the multi tasking though, my wife cant text and drive very well