Lost wife

[Andyman]

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:

Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector :-What is her height?

Husband :-I never checked.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.

Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes?

Husband :-Never noticed.

Inspector :-Colour of hair?

Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector :-Was she driving?

Husband :-yes.

Inspector :-colour of the car? . . . . .

Husband :- No she wasn't driving a car she was in my 6x6 green with a winch on the front and 6-point roll cage, it had a small crack in the left front corner, I was just mixing some goo to repair...................….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your 6x6.

[North Country Tough]

LOL A Man my wife is laughing as she knows the story(apparently).Cheers NCT

[tbone9]

Gosh I hope they find her. What boots did she have on Goodyear or maybe Vampires?

[Old Tucker]

Boy does that hit home. My better half got a laugh out of this too.