Ten Thoughts to Ponder

[LarryW]

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and
they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when
you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

[6X6]

I think I have some new words to live by........
Now who's getting my sandwich

[lewis]

Something to ponder on Nice one Larry

[George]

I like #5.

[brushcutter]

#6 now that's one I'll have to remember. Think I'll make up a slinky list and hang it on the wall at work, can't wait 'till someone asks "what's a slinky list". I'm laughing already!

[Bw6]

Thanks for the morning chuckle, I laughed the loudest at #6

[racerone3]

Larry, that is awesome. i printed it and hung it on the fridge

[Frymechanic]

Fantastic!

[vbob]

Thanks, now i won`t be able to concentrate all day, I`ll be pondering what kind of sandwich I want.

[Duke]

Larry that is really funny my favorites were #6 and #1. Great stuff

[rdr]

sweetttttttttttttttttttttttttt damn good one larry . robbie