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OK, I stole this from another sight, but I couldn't help myself. For some reason this just hit me as bloody hilarious. One of the few things that has made me laugh out loud for some time. Maybe I'm just wierd
, I think I might have peed a little bit too
The Provincial Department of Labour claimed a small B.C. farmerwas not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Department of Labour employee: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
"Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
DL employee: "That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one."
Farmer: "That would be me."
, I think I might have peed a little bit tooThe Provincial Department of Labour claimed a small B.C. farmerwas not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
Department of Labour employee: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
"Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."
DL employee: "That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one."
Farmer: "That would be me."
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